What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Have you been arrested or investigated?

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

Diamonds Are Forever

Is marijuana bad for you?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

What are some common examples of condescending behavior?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

Is it considered rude to comment on someone's weight? Is it simply stating a fact?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Help. I’m 16 and just got spanked by both of my parents for taking the car. What do I do? I want to run off somewhere but I’m so scared that I’ll get spanked again. I’ve never gotten the paddle before and I’m still scared to sit

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

-J W Pepper

Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Can you tell me a depressing story?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

During the Atlmark incident in 1940, the Brit war criminals violated Norwegian neutrality. Hitler could then justify invading Norway. Have the Brits ever apologized for violating Norwegian neutrality?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.